“It was the cigarette smoking man, I tell you.”

“Hey kid, put that thing away, it’s gross.”
—Jim Abbott

My first was a 91 Bronco. Black, with visor, brush guard, side steps. Maroon interior. It was glorious. Tranny was shot to hell and “rumbled” around 70-75 mph. Solved that little problem by driving fas...at a different speed.

You shut your dirty whore mouth about functioning alcoholics.

That quote was taken out of context. He said dis-order. As in Sandoval eats his salad after the entree, as opposed to prior.

Liberating the area to run a nat gas pipeline from Qatar to SE Europe to break the Russian stranglehold on European energy needs.

Out of Tussin?

Malignant inexplicable butthurt which could, of course, be treated at the Jerrod Clinic. That’s at least what I assume it would be referred to.

Because it is a traitor.

I, for one, can’t wait for Cousins to be under center for the New York Jets.

Bert: I’m confused. Does Carly have Lupus or not?

Well, I just got sucked into a vortex of Ken M posts.

Freddie v Jason (Bourne)

This made me laugh. I am a terrible person.

+7% royalty agreement.

“...in front of the Concrete Cowboy...”

I don’t recall there having previously been mention of Jerry Jones’ conscience on scene. Man, he really does scout his future players.

Because I believe the Americans With Disabilities Act would prevent them from shitcanning him.

Cam not going for the fumble indicated to me that he didn’t have the grit to get Dannon dirty in the scrum.

I thought he already played for the Browns.

Sue one of my clients and all these Kinja posts become...evidence in a future disciplinary action.