I don’t think where they found him really matter(horn)s.

It’s not the slave labor that build the Vagina Dome that bothers me, but rather the forced female circumcision of the Vagina Dome. Brutish thugs.

As Jesus said, “Render unto Caesar, that which is Caesar’s, after deducting appropriate sums for business expenses, charitable donations and noting all dependents.”

There’s a lot of judgment here. What if a guy can’t lick his knee? Or is fat? Or never ties their shoes and just slips them on day after day dreading the shoes becoming untied?

RIP Bill Clay.

Listen to sportswriters long enough, and David Ortiz DID kill someone.

Normally, I’d object to such pedantry. However, this right here is spot on.

Christ prefers to go by his nickname, C-Bug. He's also fond of gambling.

The resemblance is uncanny, really.

Coincidence?

Also missing, 2003 Pennant Flag.

See, the "medical treatment" bit is what throws me. By all accounts, Clarkson struck the man. Based on my own past experience having been *forcefully spoken to* in such a manner, I don't know what would have caused me to seek medical attention outside of some ice and a towel. Without knowing what went on, and what…

I hope he has a video like Ted Turner's end of the world tape. God that would be awesome.

Worf disagrees.

To be fair, it wouldn't have been a block either. But let's not engage in semantics or pedantry, ok?

99. Getting hit by a car.

Craft a better lie. Obviously.

Most damning of all?

Right after all the white southerners lynch Swaggy P

Chronic Tie Error?