I used to be VERY attached to the pumpkin spice coffee mate creamer. But now I’d rather pair regular coffee with a pumpkin pastry on the side!

I heartily approve of this new macro image for No Dice comments.

I, for one, welcome the real-life equivalent of a Forza race on Xbox Live.

“well cared for enthusiast owned” being put up for sale in the most appalling of conditions, not bothering to spend an afternoon washing and barring it down, vacuuming the inside and having Christmas in July on the dash as visible in the pictures?

Holy shit, you still scrolled all the way down to the comment section?! Right on! OK so for real, what did Honda forget to take a picture of? There has to be something.

Love to make minimum wage employees not only work during the pandemic, but also be responsible for dealing with the assholes who already treat minimum wage employees like shit.

oh god

thanks for the nightmare fuel

Do you have a few thousand dollars and a complete disregard for your own safety?

Torch, you’re gonna be to China what David Hasselhoff is to Germany. 

A Fit with the 1.5T would blow away everything under $40k

You’d better call that Mini “Slammer” because it sure flipped that POG!

Oh, you’re gonna find out in about two weeks. Prepare your souls!

What Tesla are you buying for 28-30K? I’m looking on their website and the Model 3 is 38-55K MSRP. and the Model Y is 53-61K.

I think they made turn signals a subscription service a long time ago. Seems to be going ok.

Seriously. I’d almost chalk up the greenish hue entirely on the greenish colors that are filling the windows in almost every photo, and that it’s an illusion that the leather is green at all.

They measure the exact same thing, so I don’t think it really matters. 

Maybe, get this, looks are subjective? Did you ever think that maybe you’re just in the minority? Which is totally fine, of course. I like the first gen Infiniti M class but I know that car’s not for everybody.

Whatever the merits of any of that, (which, fuck no, I will not get into) I somehow don’t think his IG posts were in the spirit of actually having any sort of conversation.