“It’s time to get this red [foal] back on the road, where it can [geld] freely like the car gods intended.”

Too tall? Taller than a inline, transverse 4?

Now they just need to make it in wagon, not sell it in the US, and I can keep this schtick up for the next model generation. 

NO ONE should be using this word yet we reward some people with million of dollars for the continued use and distribution of this word.

I absolutely would buy it. I’m looking exactly for a nice-bodied one with a blown motor.

I want to rebuild a rotary, and not have to pay to buy a car with a functional engine.

Your beer consumption decrease has me concerned more than even the too-high scores. 

If Ford was giving out gas cards that said they had $500 on them but turned out to have $0, I’d write that up, too. Tesla makes some fantastic cars, and they also sometimes do shit like this. You as a car enthusiast have a right to know what’s going on. That’s why I’m telling you.

Crap I want this.

CP <<=====|====M>> NP

Some people get it, others do not.

Counterpoint: if you’re in the market for a car driven by a rotary you already know all of that and are willing to live with it. Of course you could LS swap this or put something more reliable in it, but why would you want to? 

Yikes, thanks. I searched Ben Chen, Gembella, and New York before posting that comment.

And another idea. How about a virtual garage crawl? Each person sends 5 photos to you guys to register. You pick the most interesting and then that person hosts a video garage crawl showing off their cool stuff and obscure cars.

Erik, if you can Fit it into your schedule, please stop Shilling for Honda preferably of your own Accord. Im trying to do my Civic duty to help during this odyssey of life. 

The only people who complain about HOAs are THE assholes. Don’t be the worst house on the street and you’ll never have an issue.

You may have noticed a whole lot of rules have stopped applying during a pandemic.

Obvious but necessary. 

These are cute, but Audi cookie cutters seem a bit too on the nose to me.

I disagree. The rendering looks like a mustang rear end hastily photoshopped onto a c8 with the windscreen pushed back. The C7 looks much better than that render.  That said, I adore the C8 body. 

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