Adult INDEED, nice.

So they’ll just use Audi, Porsche, Lamborghini, Bugatti, SEAT, and Bentley for gasoline powered Motorsports?

Except there is a fatal flaw in your logic. By not tipping you are doing absolutely nothing to hurt the greedy employers. They don’t give a crap. You are only hurting the service people.

And yet, I am not feeling the sense of urgency.

This person is not your friend.

I don’t want to clean up your brains off of my car.

That only works if your insurance coverage is specific to that fact, and does not charge me if we collide and you fly through your windshield, only to live and run up hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical bills and expect MY insurance to pay.

There is no such thing as an accident. Your first example is a clear example of fault on the part of the person who rear-ended the other vehicle - they were following too closely. In other instances, it may be road design that is at fault or negligent driver behavior. But there is always a reason for a crash. Shit…

You must be fun at parties. 

It actually destroys brand equity when you misuse a brand. 

Yeah. It’s like a Supra in front of a 1997 Chevy Monte Carlo.

You wouldn’t get it even if it was made in Sweden.

Any Mazda Rotary: Fun Bag of Doritos.

Astley’s Northern Hop Lager

Oh? On Halloween, the spirits come out to play....

First, I wouldn’t trust the owner of the car at all

Check my work guys, am I doing this right?

Hey Torch, man, thanks for a bunch of good times here. I’m sorry the site is exploding due to weaponized incompetence, but if it’s any consolation the work you and your colleagues do is great, and I am confident it will soon be recognized by someone who knows how to, say, own and operate a media website.

Send Jim the sugar-free kind.

to be fair I’m a married dad and I’m pretty pissed off about that omission.