No way- he’s got a rotary-powered Suzuki motorcycle!

Whoever buys these can hang this on thier garage wall for inspiration:

Two cars for a fun project for $2400? NP. People not mechanically inclined or having no soul need not apply.

The ad redubbed with what MLK really thought about advertisers, car commercials, and the “american dream”:

Yeah, how about you take your own advice... Here are some more words from that speech, “The Drum Major”. You tell me Rev. King would be ok with the use of his sermon in a commercial context? :

It was Dodge Ram for decades. I know they stupidly changed the name a couple years ago, but I still call them Dodge trucks. Mostly out of spite.

Can’t wait to see how the fanboys justify this.

Not surprised since they seem to be rushing them out. Fanboys will find issue with this analysis and drop bullshit defenses. On another note, the other night near Downtown LA I saw a Model 3 that had been rear ended on the freeway by a GT-R. The GT-R looked to not have a scratch. The whole rear bumper of the Model 3…

In a phone call a few days later, a spokesperson from Toyota first apologized, saying that the invite mistakenly went out to Jalopnik and confirmed again that there was no drive or product to review.

Every other company that advertises on television seems to tout their J.D. Power award like they won a goshdern Peabody or something. There are so many J.D. Power awards it feels like everyone has them.

I dont think any of them have any skills outside of being ridiculously good looking.

I hate to be a party pooper, but if said person is injured on your property while renting your garage out, they are going to retain a lawyer and crucify you financially. And your insurer will look at denying the liability claim as you were using your home for business use.

Sadly, your username isn’t “LittleRedMissesTheFuckingPointEntirelyDude”.

So $2600+$854 for depreciation and interest on loan equals $3454. That means you had reliable transportation (a necessity for your job aka your income) for four years at $863/year. I’m ignoring maintenance and insurance, because those costs have nothing to do with the loan. Also, buying used means you saved money on…

Does this mean you’ll never buy another car? Your sentence (“This is bad! You should, as a general rule, put your money into things that appreciate over time, like real estate. Or Pogs.”) seems to indicate that “buying a car is a bad idea.” In logical terms, I’m not arguing ... but this is Jalopnik, right?

Isn’t America an amazing country? Total strangers loaned you enough money that you could buy one of life’s necessities at less than 5% interest.

While I love a good pun-fest, the subject here and heinous corporate evilness covering up customer deaths and injuries makes it about as un-funny as you can get. Not even dark humor relieves this situation.

Standard craigslist seller tune up:

That being no taste?

At first I lamented the loss of the pop-up headlamps...then I saw quasimodo living out back.