I feel like these are always the opposite of house hunters.

I’m a grade school teacher and my partner is a stay at home parent. Our budget is $4.5 million.

Jalopnik: Must be AWD or RWD with manual, less than 10 years old, no maintenance. Race ready. Budget: Trade a used XBOX with the red ring of death and up to $450…

I feel like everyone tried to go full Torch on this one.

Are these jokes? I mean, seriously. I get the comedic value but these are some really shitty suggestions.

Getchoself a Speed6

You misspelled KFC, but GM’s infotainment system has that autocorrected for you.

In the states the cars have little gauges that tell you when your tank is getting low, and thus when you should refill it.

What organization do you object to so much that you want him to inflict this thing on them? Future Nazis of America? Roy Moore’s campaign?

Congratulations, Mr. JayFra, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Ford GT40 which this lovely lady I personally will deliver soon in a few months..........maybe.

I’m torn.

FINALLY. I used to sell Mazdas and ventilated seats (and Android Auto/Apple CarPlay) was one feature 99% of people were looking for.

This is the problem with ‘car enthusiasts’. They are 90% talk. For all of the people on this site who clamour about how they want a german, turbodiesel, AWD, 6spd manual, station wagon.. thats brown.. reality is these people are driving 10 year old used Hondas & Toyotas.. or whatever cheap car they can actually afford.

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The car enthusiasts clamoring for manuals in family sedans are like the serial abusers saying “Baby, this time it’ll be different.” Making a ruckus isn’t enough, people need to actually buy the damn thing. And buy it new, not 10 years later after it’s depreciated to nothing.

Drink less.

I feel like Porsche and Mazda are in the same boat. They love driving and are true driver’s companies, but know that in order to make 2 door drivers cars, they have to sell a ton of crossovers.

Are we really complaining that a car “only” has 755hp?

Motor Trend called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Car of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

Andrew Neville Wilman was invited to the Royal Television society conference held Bi annually at King College Cambridge.

$14,000? How about $4,000......Honestly I’m being nice with that figure too.

Yeah I’m waiting for the whole color TV bubble to burst too.

Here is the only answer: