These people have all been fired.

Alternately, you could get an infinite supply of cheaper race cars and not worry about binning a priceless piece of history. “Yard full of 944s” is my answer to everything. (Although those priceless historics should be tracked, too. Track everything!)

I wouldn’t drive a GTI unless it were free. I mean entirely free, like, not just the car, but fuel, insurance and maintenance covered too. Basically, a company car. That’s the only way.

“right next to the cruise-ship terminal and the water”

The guy literally asks for something RWD and convertible, but cheap and able to rack up miles on a commute. And nobody thinks to mention this:

Oh Florida, promise you’ll never stop being so wacky.

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Only if you’re paying 11.5% interest.

“Who’d of thought.” I normally refrain from commenting on this sort of thing. But since you write professionally, I think you were after “Who’d have thought?” here.

And they’re off....On the inside lane, Big Fat Yawn takes the lead over WTF Money. Rounding turn one, You Never See These Any More pulls ahead, with Only 77k coming up on the outside. Down the back stretch, Meh 90's GM cuts to the inside rail. Around the final turn everyone falls asleep out of boredom except for WTF…

That’s a pretty low bar.

Why? Just the general “fuck you for being better off than me”, or is there a specific reason for it?

It must have encountered an extremely modest bend in the road.

Writer, Clearly Unmarried, Jalopnik. 1985 Jeep J10, 1948 Willys CJ-2A, 1995 Jeep Cherokee, 1992 Jeep Cherokee.

No one wants an overpriced, horridly unreliable Italian sedan?

Same reason they don’t let Torchinsky write reviews of old Beetles, you sort of know how it’s going to end.

Actually half of all people have an IQ less than the median IQ. Average has no relation to where you are on a dataset. Look at average income vs. median income for a really good demonstration of this.

Should be fixed. Let me know if not.

A very safe and well-appointed LMP1 car, complete with air bag systems, speed limiter, lane departure warnings, upcoming chicane alerts, forward crash alerts, DRLs, great seating, and mediocre sound system.