“I’ve waited long enough already,”

“Joe remains firm that stripping the car wasn’t a breach of the terms in the class action suit, saying he plans to get his own legal advice in the coming days.”

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

I think I understand. Since I got my Tacoma, I feel much cooler than I actually am. I bump into curbs with impunity. I drive slower sometimes because what’s the hurry. And then I drive too fast sometimes because I want to hit a bump going faster just because I can.

I guess y’all can afford to be this critical because there has never been a boring, rehashed article written by anyone on this website, right?

How can we NOT watch it if you placed an auto-play GIF right at the top of the story ....

Isn’t the lifespan of a Chrysler minivan usually measured in transmissions, rather than years?

Kyle Busch was a temperamental spoilt-brat type when he was younger; the kind of young man that threw a child’s temper tantrum when he didn’t get his way. Thing is, time, marriage and being a father has seasoned and matured him, and only rarely do flashes of his temper come to the surface.

Seriously, what question would this car be the answer to? “what’s the most money I could pay for a 1984 Chevy Celebrity?” “What’s the least interesting car on Craigslist?” “Everyone says those 80's cars were shitty, but what do they know?” CPCPCP

Thrilled? A Jezebel post would have been easier to read than this.

I’m concerned for the whole site after reading this.

“Other side of the tracks”
“urban fellow”
Repeated use of “cracker.”

“Hello, Associated Press? This is Ms. Pot. I’m wondering can I have a word with Mr. Kettle?”

They should still experience being told that their writing on something they’re enthusiastic about is completely shit, though.

Every one of you annoying, pedantic grammar nazis who like to go on about the “declining quality of Jalopnik articles” need to step the fuck up right now and apply.

Chevy has been kind of stingy over the years when it comes to handing out its venerated SS badge

You realize that he drove the P1 at Yas Marina because that’s where the company made it available to the press right? They did not “copy” Harris. They probably drove it within hours of each other.