Friend of mine always contended that the chorus was in fact, "I got no job, but I got alcohol."

My only regret is that I have boneitis!

At Microsoft, where they have Starbucks espresso machines churning out free coffee drinks for employees as well as complimentary tea bags and packets of instant cocoa, coffee + Swiss Miss is referred to as a "Microsoft Mocha."

In this world, Michael Diggs is such a huge Chris Staples fan, he had "Chris Staples" tattooed on his arm.

The Island was not bad, though quite derivative (even, somehow, of movies that followed it). Easily the best Bay movie of the '00s.

If it's "based off Chris Claremont and Bill Sienkiewicz’s character,” what's it based ON?

"A handful" is five exactly.

Tim's used to have parmesan and herb chip that was so amazing, I sent bags to out-of-state relatives. They stopped making those some time ago, though. Still my go-to local chip though.

Cars is worth a view just for the lovingly-rendered CGI version of the Southwest. Character- and plot-wise it's just "meh" though, which qualifies as "piece of shit" by Pixar's standards.

Bob Wehaddababyeetsaboy

Came for the HAW HAW, stayed to add the third and final HAW.

Keep an eye on Laika, though…

Huh. Found many many places online where it's said the guitar riff is a sample of Allman. Of course, if Beck's imitating Allman's riff, that's still pretty cool.

And the original player of that riff? Duane Allman.

The best part of the 3D in Tron: Legacy is that the first section of the film is in 2D. The 3D kicking in is a Wizard of Oz moment.

Needs Gene Hackman's line from "Narrow Margin." "You know what I like about you? You're tall!"

It's to keep employees from selling you food and pocketing the money you gave them.

The cheese is 100% cheese by definition. Anything in the filling that is not cheese, is not part of the cheese.

McDonald's claim is perfectly reasonable. The mozzarella sticks are obviously not 100% cheese because they are breaded. So saying they are MADE WITH 100% mozzarella cheese merely means that the CHEESE in them is 100% mozzarella. Not that there are no other ingredients! Perfectly clear.