Real cops took over.

Where’s the shield? If you’re going to go to the trouble to have a fold, you have your shield with the ID.

Fwiw, I don’t THINK this toolbox is actually a cop. That wallet thing he’s holding is commonly given out to cops’ family members and contains a miniature version of the cop’s shield.

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”

Personal taste + hyperbole for the purpose of an article.

Thank you, this is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen, to the point that I am not convinced it isn’t a joke product. I bought a pack of two (one 10 inch and one 12 inch) for a whopping nine bucks at my local grocery store. They are also way easier to store than this monstrosity.

At 146 mph + teenage driver I doubt that the radar detector would be effective.

Does that shit even work?

Its funny that they don’t ticket the driver but impounds the car. Solution: get a rental car to hoon.

Fun fact, microfiber cloth is how Hillary wiped her servers.

I have stickers on all my devices, so I’m not sure why it reads like I’m mocking him. The brand of tape bit at the end of the piece? Well, yes, I’m teasing about that. But I genuinely do wonder what precisely they use at the FBI. Magnets? Stickers? Tape?

Ken Block is “bad” for Australia.

Meanwhile, they consider dingoes a national goddamn treasure.

I love how all six links are taking a long time to load after publishing this article. The article also took a while to load after clicking on Facebook.

@Univision Executives

That’s disappointing. I hope it isn’t a sign of things to come. That email guy doesn’t have a fucking leg to stand on and capitulating to Chuck Johnson is shitty. I hope the new owners don’t take your teeth away. The Gawker blogs ability to go after sacred cows and call out bullshit is part of why we keep coming here.

Literally? :)

...decided to do a bit of creative trespassing...

Bring a pair or two of nitrile gloves. They are super cheap and your hands will thank you after the wash is complete.