At least you can shoot the zombies.

If you’re pushing them off their bikes, you’re fine. Jumping out from behind trees as they ride past so they fall off on their own is not, that’s scaring them.

Does pushing children off their bikes count as scaring them? Because otherwise, I don’t know how I’m supposed to have any fun at all.

“Rad confuses the definition of ‘intellectual’ and ‘sodomy’”

The Harmony Hub/Remote combo? I bought it at $100. Best $100 I ever spent in the way of happiness for my married life. :) Press one button, the TV switches to the correct input, the stereo receiver switches to the correct sound output, and the Blu-Ray/PS4/Cable box/Apple TV switches on, to be controlled by the…

The Harmony Hub/Remote combo? I bought it at $100. Best $100 I ever spent in the way of happiness for my married…

This is quite true. We assume all humans must be able to tame their anger. Then we turn around and yell at a 5 year old for drawing on the walls because you’ve told them the past 20 days not to draw ON THE DAMN WALLS DAMNIT!

Point of order: the douchebag had deliberately slowed down to 20 miles below speed limit. In many places (not sure on Texas law) that allows passing on double-yellow.

Those clowns are busy getting their talking points ready about “see! Told you the biker was a douchebags because he was ticketed by the cops and he was unlicensed so that makes the old man justified! He shouldn’t have been riding so its all his fault and got what was coming to him!”

“Insect bit my groin” is the new “it was a black guy”

Best pen I ever used. As a teacher, I write much, and this pen is comfortable and writes smoothly. The only thing I hate about them: my wife constantly steals them.

Best pen I ever used. As a teacher, I write much, and this pen is comfortable and writes smoothly. The only thing I…

Absolutely. The G2 07, purple ink being the preference. Lightweight, smooth line, inexpensive. My go-to favorite.

Absolutely. The G2 07, purple ink being the preference. Lightweight, smooth line, inexpensive. My go-to favorite.

Pilot G-2 07 -

Pilot G-2 07 -

Pilot G2 10 or GTFO.

Pilot G2 10 or GTFO.

Nothing is truly perfect. :-)

I said this elsewhere already-

why can’t hackers for once do something good?? Like hack into Sallie Mae and delete all the student loans?

Although the breach didn’t affect me, I just went to their site to cancel my monthly subscription. I had to call a # to cancel, but the automated cancellation service immediately offered to cut the cost by 50% for 5 years. Thought I’d pass this along for anyone else that was paying for this.

It’s the data from T-Mobile customers. T-Mobile had entrusted this data to Experian, a third party, and Experian was hacked. The people hacked had not paid Experian.