Don't forget the most important part, the dual middle finger prior to the most epic of stunners. The aftermath looked like a nuclear explosion!

Vaan was a dead ringer for Xandir from Drawn Together, he was more tolerable as unintentional comic relief

I know this feeling all too well. At 33 with a 2 year old, I have almost negative free time. After playing a round as Reinhart, I got praise from my team for holding the line. I barely got any kills, but help achieve victory. Bless you, Blizzard!

I'm ashamed to say that I did know this. The song brings me back to being an awkward freshman in college, now I'm 33 and a dad. Thanks for bringing me back!

That is tempting, I pre ordered it in December but April 5th seems so far away I fee conflicted like Kilo Ren...

I almost forgot how disappointed I felt playing Twisted Metal 3 for the first time. 989 studios was the first developer that I hated.

Those racing levels were atrocious! I still played it though, I still play the original two Twisted Metal games.

Serves him right for standing me up at the New York State Fair last year with less than a 24 hour notice; I even wasted a vacation day. #never4get

Lemmy, Scott Wieland, and David Bowie... It's been a rough month...

I’m in the same boat but have a mortgage and one kid. I can afford games now but have zero time to play. I got resident evil remake for my birthday last January and haven't progressed Chris past that first typewriter...

As an X-ray tech, a recto-vaginal fistula is one of the least pleasant cases...

I got magic legs, same stuff space ships are made out of.

What is old Gilbert Gottfried up to these days?

I agree with the order but feel that you are missing the two best films: Ewoks: a caravan of courage and the battle for Endor. They fill in much of the lore for the noble creatures.

In real life, he would mess up and pull a Haduken instead (like I always do).

I remember getting annoyed by all the hype for the Tickle Me Elmo toys in the mid 90’s. I was an angry teen at the time and didn’t like commercialism. Now, my son is 19 months and loves Elmo. I always have a sense of melloncolly whenever I watch old episodes of Elmo’s world where the Noodle Bros. do the Noodle family…

The new answer to the $15 minimum wage

The new Konami Code: enter to crush hopes and dreams

Ridickulous

Don’t need one, I’m 6’10’’