I miss the old AV Club/Mad Men discussion boards...

Can we please call this problem “Warp Gate?” When the iPhone 6+ started doing it, people referred to it by the lame name “Bend Gate”

Call of Duty brought me in and turned me off to multiplayer games. By the time each yearly iteration had been fully patched and the DLC released, the next release was around the corner. This was great for those who had lots of time to invest every year but now, I play more casually. By time I get around to playing…

RIP Boromir. Gone but nor forgotten

So, all I have to do is stay humble?

I switched Vaan out for Balthier the first chance I got and never looked back. I really appreciated that I could choose whomever I wanted to lead.

I remember signing in to the VC shop every week only to find a lousy game that I had never heard of. Those were the days

The 2DSXL will quickly sell out of its initial stock and be on back order until November where Nintendo will discontinue production in time for the holiday shopping season

Especially after all the healthy soldiers died or got sent to Russia and all that remained were kids and old men.

Hey mister balloon hands!

“We’ve intercepted Hitler’s time machine and stolen the plans for a jet pack. Press x and x again to double jump after pressing square to pay respects!”

How about a Trump tower on the moon? Better yet, Mars!

I did this with a Gameshark back in ‘98, took me five minutes. “This simple hack allows Cloud to reach level 99 in seconds, find out what game developers don’t want you to know!”

I’m constantly picking up a bomb, then firing an arrow instead of throwing that bomb. At least I can pick those wastes arrows back up...

After starting a 3 trillion dollar war, destabilizing the Middle East and getting Americans killed all it takes for forgiveness is:

I’m actually disappointed that Mike Shirt is not a real person. I would have enjoyed watching his follies but alas, it was not to be...

Buck Ryder gave me trouble from the beginning. The game never loaded the first checkpoint where the doctor asked him to check on his twin. He got stuck in limbo, never able to use his scanner to find out the cause of the fire. I had the joy of watching the introduction movie four times before the game finally loaded…

I even think this applies to adults. I’ve tried to get my wife to game with me and I have to describe step by step instructions on how to equip a weapon. Press start, scroll to the right, further right, hi light the item, hit triangle, not that weapon. “Why do I have to do this? Why the hell do you even play this…

I’m still salty about the ME3 ending as well. I had multiple Sheps from previous games that I never transferred over because of the red/blue/green endings.

Hahahaha classic movie, those gremlins almost took over New York!