Wow, I realized she is really starting to resemble Kris.

JFC. I had meningitis as a child and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. That shit is painful. I just cannot believe the parents would let this child suffer for 2 weeks. It really just blows my mind.

Guys, Harry Connick Jr. Is filming something at my fav coffee shop rn. He’s handsome.

That bison was watching her walk away like..

You can have your gums sculpted. It's gross but it can be done. That would make her teeth appear larger. But who knows. It could be caps.

I asked Siri to rap for me and her response was, "I don't want to intimidate you with my sick rhymes."

A little off-topic, but I’ve noticed anytime I have an open container of formula outside, the bees instantly swarm and attack me. There must be something sweet in it, hence maybe the maple syrup in the homemade version? Who knows really.

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I just imagine in that lead picture, David softly whispering in her ear, "You are a piece of shit, Amy."

He does! Like they could be brothers. I did see him live a few years back and I was like......is...is that "fat" Joe? Crazy.

I think he seems to be doing well. He lost a bunch of weight and looks healthy and happy :)

I had Felicity too! I actually found her the other day and she's wearing a homely dress but with combat boots. Hmmm not sure what I was thinking with that one. I'm giving her to my daughter, not sure if she'll like her or not.

Are the Kardashians trying to make chokers a "thing" again? I've noticed them wearing them a lot as of lately. So weird.

Um yes. My uncle lived out in the country and a whole family of peacocks would constantly be out in his yard screeching and shitting all over the place. The poo is like greasy, slick, oil stains. So as bad as it sounds, my uncle killed all the peacocks. I give him shit about it.

Ohhh man! I’m so excited! I wonder who they will cast to play Lila and Lenu?

My 10 month old has the best RBF. I’ve had several strangers comment on it. I guess she gets it from her parents?

This is off-topic but she kind of looks like an older version of Heather McDonald in the picture above.

My dad met Cindy and got his picture taken with her. It's so funny, he has this big shit-eating grin on his face. Mom was jealous.

I know! There was an asshole inside the NICU (where my newborn was staying) that was vaping!

I have such a huge crush on Andre 3000. It was on my bucket list to see Outkast perform live and I got to see them last Spring and it was everything I could have imagined. The surprising thing was that Andre was really funny, cracking jokes throughout the whole show. I just love him to death.