Hmmm, you may be right. But who knows, people are evil!

Shows how much I know. Humans are terrible.

And some idiot suggested he go kill his grandparents. Just WTF?

My sister had a nice, lavish wedding at a beautiful museum in San Francisco a couple years ago. She invited our cousin and her 5 children. Cousin comes to the wedding with her husband and 5 children (eldest daughter brought her boyfriend of questionable taste). First of all, the cousin and her eldest daughter were…

Speaking of Nick Jonas, I noticed on Scream Queens last week that he has three front teeth (just like Tom Cruise)!

Ugh Kardashian, I feel embarrassed for you. It's like when your mom tries to say something "hip" and you just want to crawl in a hole and die.

I used to work for CPS and the names I would hear....dear Jesus. I actually came across a child named.....Abcde. Pronounced like Absidee.

Hardee's: Your go-to place for Hepatitis!

Arms are sooo stiff.

We should all just start referring to men as "males" when talking about anything relating to men.

God, I really miss this lady's music. She was truly talented.

I'm also 5'2 (yay for tiny ladies!) and I admit, he did seem a tad bit taller than me. He just seems like a really humble, decent human. He does a lot of talks at AA and CA/NA meetings here in Austin and is a big inspiration to lots of young adults suffering with addiction.

I saw him about a month ago in Austin and he's so tiny! I guess they do something to make him seem big and bad in movies.

So, this kind of happened to me recently. I was driving, with my 5-month old in the back, when I noticed a spider shooting his webbing at my face. WTF, spider. I hate spiders just as much as the next person but you don't see me tucking and rolling out of my moving vehicle to get away from the tiny creature. No, it…

I want this in my life.