Apparently they took the booty and applied it to the boobs. Sad. Booties don’t get enough love.

And your argument that Bobby has been super double secret magically closeted for decades of comic time is somehow less dubious? Look, I get it, you want Bobby to be gay. But don’t act like your reasoning is somehow air tight. Again, the problem isn’t a gay character, the problem is the same problem I had with Prodigy…

Yeah, because she’s never manipulated someone by their sexuality.

Emma? You mean Emma Frost? Her be subtle and tactful? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh, and just as a reminder: none of the reasons I’ve given have had a single thing to do with the gender of the person who is now being called Thor. Therefore, your claim that “the only reason you were complaining was because the current Thor is a women,” is, at best, spurious. In fact, I believe it would stand to…

It does. It’s still shitty writing. I think you are mistaking “offering counter argument” for moving goalposts. See, if you bring a point, and I offer a counterpoint that doesn’t change the original argument, that’s not moving the fucking goalpost. To further explain: creating a simulacrum of something does not…

And really, can we talk about this whole bullshit More Thor Than Thor Chosen One bullshit that’s going on? How’s she’s just magically better at being Thor than Thor ever was? Don’t you feel that’s a bit cheap?

Props for the try, though. Still, doesn’t address the biggest portion of my concern. That’s not your fault, that’s Marvels. And it has nothing to do with Jane Foster’s tits...or lack thereof. OH DANG, SHOTS FIRED.

Artificially created Thor by Odin. Next.

Oh, I use it unironically when someone tells me (a minority in a few ways) how minorities feel or who they are supposed to back. It warms my heart. And none of this has any fucking thing to do with “being treated like a human being,” you his histrionic pile of hair.

Also, what sort of asshole uses basically the same…

Oh, hey, look, it’s someone who doesn’t understand why I’m upset about the Jane Foster thing! Wow. Shock and awe. Let me break it down for the simple-minded in the crowd. I’ll use small words so you can keep up.

It. Makes. No. Sense.

See, here’s the bit. LOTS of other people have wielded the POWER of Thor. Lots. Captain…

Okay, let’s just go with this: Young Bobby was outed by Jean Gray, who is a powerful telepath, but in the grand scheme of things, not the the most powerful. Older Bobby has had EMMA FUCKING FROST noodling around in his noggin to such an extent that she FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGED HOW HIS ABILITIES WORK and you don’t think,…

Yeah, isn’t she Star Lord now, or is she just borrowing his clothes. After the whole Black Vortex nonsense...I realize that with GotG successful Marvel’s like, “Our cosmic line is a thing!” and yet...it still isn’t.

At this point, I really read more comics that are non-superhero based because they are simply better.…

I could agree with that. Kitty is a great character, and I like her a lot. I personally don’t see her in enough to have grown such a strong attachment, whereas Bobby is kinda always around.

And, of course, you are free to point out where any statement I’ve made is wrong. Generalizations? Check. Bigotry? Sorta goes hand in hand with that. Gendered insults? Gotcha. Even evoked the bane of existence, the dreaded straight white male! It’s like Match Four for insulting Gawker posters, really.

Ah, the bigot claims I started out with some shit, and kept at the same level. I’m not sure if I should be insulted or flattered. It’s like an insult from a racist. Does it work as a sort of double negative?

Now, I will say if you actually want to have a discussion, we certainly can, but your vocalized stance has me disinclined to believe that you would a) give anything I have a fair shake and b) would have any desire to.

Oh, I have plenty to say, but you’ve already drawn your conclusions. Since I would be working against your preconceived argument that has nothing to do with anything I would say, it’s essentially an uphill battle. That’s the problem with arguing with bigots.

Yeah, we’ve had ton of good to great gay characters in the X-Comics that their sexuality was like, “Oh, this is a thing, but moving on...” which doesn’t seem to be the current trend. Instead, there is a lot of flag waving and fireworks to show...really...just how gay their characters can be. The way Betty was shown to…

Haha...”I’m using bigotry to make my point, and then I’m going to say your opinions are invalid before you even state them.” WOW. You are a treasure.