He deserves every goddamn minute of it.

Ah, you found the low hanging fruit.

Superstar?

Not because you don’t know who someone is, but because you, for some narcissistic reason, felt the need to announce it to the world under a post celebrating him.

“No, Mr. Bettman, they were saying Booooo-bs.”

The only thing I notice in that clip is ABC calling it ‘OT’

My favorite part of any Billy piece is the moment where I scroll to the comments when my patience runs out.

if you think a bloody mary only has 2 ingredients, you’re doing it waaaaaay wrong

Does Fox really think we like it when they use their own terrible commentators instead of the British ones?

“Two days after they were bounced out by Florida, Arkansas traveled to Nashville to play six games in one day against Tennessee State”

Truly the Brock Osweiler of politics, only taller and more useless

I cut my seasons down to 0 games some time ago and i feel great!

You are literally just as bad as the person who made that video.

Los Gatos police

“Baseball is dumb,” would be another way of putting it.

Baseball seems to be the only sport where teams get personally offended when the other team does something good against them.

Yes. Tottenham “spares no expense”? Sparing expense is their entire business plan.

Don’t let the facts get in the way of your story there, Timmy. The fact this “story” is still up is proof positive what an absolute fucking hack you are. I can guess you probably acted as Denton’s personal fuckboy to land this gig initially but how in the fuck does Univision justify keeping you around?

If it’s not a banana then why is this story still up you fucking hack? “Bottle thrown on field” isn’t exactly news. In the future maybe consider changing “Timothy Burke is Deadspin’s Video Director” in your about the author section to “Timothy Burke is a virtue signaling fucking imbecile”

Wait so you don’t know if it was actually a banana, but it’s yellow and about the same size so you’re going to publish an article calling the fans racist?