Jesus, the Rockies can’t afford better than Korbel?

This article fails to mention how many daughters Diaz has. 

Serena: “I have a daughter. I would never teach her to run up the score.”

“Lads, it’s United.”

The poor soul in charge of the weather in Moscow today is on a train bound for Siberia. 

Was Hazard’s agent on the phone with Real Madrid during the match? That guy was playing like it was a tryout. 

Fernandinho standing flat-footed in the center circle while Lukaku roared past him on the counter for the second goal was shocking. Brazil really needed Casemiro today. 

After hearing you on the Deadcast yesterday I think the headline read, “Christiano Ronaldo, like, caps an incredible game with, like, an incredible hat-trick free-kick goal.”

I... I get that you love the NBA. Fall will be here before you know it.

How can the NBA be compelling and intriguing when the outcome is assured?

I need a drink after reading that.

Ramos is the Claude Lemieux of soccer.

I love this (lame) Game.

Good list. G&T’s aren’t gross when they’re made with a sturdy London dry gin (Beefeater), proper tonic (not out of a gun), and a lime wedge that isn’t 3 days old.

This is precisely why ‘God Save the Queen’ isn’t played before Premier League matches.

Hey now, MLS is easily the 8th or 9th best soccer league in the world.

The first fishing sequence in Jaws. Quint hears the reel click and then slowly straps himself in. It’s so good.

Of the Europa League.

I never liked the orange slices at halftime.

I don’t think Jackie wore Urban Outfitters.