As if I needed another reason to hate Man Utd.

He needs to learn to take 3 more steps if he wants to play in the NBA.

Haisley is a Gooner. He has to find something to be jazzed about these days.

Speaking as someone who only watches a minimal amount of baseball, wouldn’t it be simpler to just limit the number of pitching substitutions per game? Like, why not adopt a soccer-ish rule and limit the number of available pitchers to four per game?

How many days until WYTS 2018?

Yeah, but did they climb any light poles?

Shani Davis? Oh, my mistake, he didn’t go because he lost a coin toss to a woman.

Speaking of asshats, Shani Davis boycotted the opening ceremonies altogether because a white woman beat him in a coin toss.

Those are easily the ugliest wine stems I’ve ever seen.

I’m sure some already do.

The nature of the game itself makes it impossible to legislate player safety.

Yeah, because City, United, CFC, LFC, or Arsenal have never once won a dubious decision.

Wenger: “We’re focused on the Europa League.”

4. “Peppercorn Sauce” and 5. Au Poivre are the same thing.

ManUtd will finish 5th behind City, Chelsea, Spurs, and LFC.

“The NBA went on to say that the refs also missed 37 traveling calls during the same game.”

My folks divorced when I was 21 (I’m now 35) and my mother still clings to the holidays like it’s the Alamo for our family. It’s stressful.

Two LFC posts in 5 days and not a peep about Arsenal drawing Östersund this morning? The hell, Haisley?

City’s owners .

But has he registered to vote yet?