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How’d Arsenal do today?

Arsenal still aren’t making top 4, and Özil and Sanchez are still leaving.

Helmets on or off?

At 3-5, isn’t the best option to let Savage play, finish 5-11, and get a high draft pick?  

Looks like Europeans hate Thursday night football as much as we do.

Where’s the preview of today’s Europa League action?

Yeah, Spurs would definitely rather have Chris Smalling, Phil Jones, and Victor Lindelof than Vertonghen, Sanchez, and Alderweireld. Sure they would.

Thrilling match so far in Belgrade.

I think you misspelled System Quarterback.

Don’t play dumb. Dalvin Cook is a promising rookie running back, but Aaron Rodgers is the best player in the league.

On the bright side, these kids wont be subjected to having to watch our pitiful squad get trounced in Russia.

Not being able to qualify out of CONCACAF is like not being able to score in a whore house.

Where tonight’s roster plays their club soccer: Dortmund (1), Stoke (1), Newcastle (1), Fulham (1), Hamburg (1), Liga MX (3), MLS (17).

This is what happens when you have one world class player, a bunch of washed-up MLS scrubs, and a retread coach. On the bright side, we got embarrassed now instead of next summer.

Wait, there was a time when Bradley was good?

“...a perfect little pass that even Jozy Altidore couldn’t whiff.”

“I said, I WASN’T IN THE MOOD!” - Gisele

Kyle Walker is the blind squirrel.

This is spot on. Hockey is a great watch (unequaled live) and the games are a tidy 2 1/2 hours.