Punching far below their weight? Other than Pulisic, this squad is complete shit.

Annnnnd next year there will be a targeting rule in the NFL.

Calling attention to an issue is nice and all, but if you actually want to create change, you’ll need to get more than your knees dirty. Why not use your status and influence as NFL players to bring together leaders in law enforcement and the African American community in your cities? Do some actual work. I mean, most…

Thank Christ for a post about something other than the anthem.

Yeah, how dare this small child and her grandparents not be glued to the intense, non-stop action that is a baseball game.

One of the best things about soccer is that it’s only a two hour commitment.

Wait, are you saying various social teams working for NFL clubs don’t know the difference between...oh, never mind.

At least it’s creative. Our best chant over here is DEE-FENCE.

Nice sign, bro(s). That’ll help.

This required a study?

It’s time for relegation!

Who still carries cash? Just ask your bank to design a Harriet Tubman debit card.

Looking forward to their quarterfinal loss in the Champions League.

Pulisic in the Premier League would have NBC execs salivating.

In other news, Russell Westbrook and Hillary are grabbing coffee next week.

“I Never Loved a Man” is the greatest song of all time. If you can listen to it without getting chills, I feel sorry for you.

It was 85 years later. Not HUNDREDS of years.

If you’re old man Arsène, do you try to pull a Mourino and put all your eggs in the Europa League basket? You’re not winning the league, and if you sell Sanchez your chances for a top-4 finish are 50/50 at best.

Huskies are extremely smart dogs that are best suited to strong, disciplined owners they learn to respect. If you are unable or unwilling to put in the dedication they require, get a Shih Tzu.