“Excuse me, GlitterbombFartz, I have England on line one...”

I liked him at Spurs, but you guys couldn’t find a picture of him at Swansea?

“Matić was a good combination of hard-working, strong, smart, and good at passing.”

Looking forward to chants of, “Boring Boring United! Boring Boring United!”

No, not until fantasy season is over. I can’t remember the last NFL game I watched in its entirety before December.

“Congrats on being every baseball player ever.”

The argument for NFL contraction wrapped in teal paper with black and gold ribbon.  

Who among us hasn’t mocked a deaf guy?

It’s taken me 35 years, but football is truly an awful sport. Why do we put up with this shit? I’d rather watch the Tour de France than Niners vs. Bengals.

Impressive.

Too bad he’s not a hockey player.

Claire Underwood’s prodigy is doing well.

#murica.

Walker was good for at least 2-3 “what the fuck?” moments every match. Trippier may not have Walker’s pace (hardly anyone does), but he’s younger, hungrier, and puts a better ball in the box.

Jesus Christ, he’s still only 22?

Everton sporting their new Coal Smog away kit by Umbro.

Every supporter of a PL club hates that fucker with every fiber while simultaneously wishing he was in their squad.

I still don’t understand why Costa is being sold. He’s better than Lukaku, and speaking as a Spurs fan, he’s terrifying.

Prediction: Kane scores more goals than Lacazette and Lukaku combined in ‘17-’18.

Not happening.