I had a hangover yesterday morning, and those two goals cured me right up.

Given it was the NHL, I’m surprised it got that high on ESPN.

This is going to be so fucking fun.

I don’t know if it qualifies as a set piece, but the River Phoenix scenes in Last Crusade are a textbook example of how to provide awesome fan service.

First, Phoenix would have grown into Harrison Ford. I’m convinced of it. God damn, what would Hollywood look like if he was fighting Leonardo and and Gyllenhall for…

I see your autocorrect is a “Will & Grace” fan.

Messi: I have decided to retire from the Argentina national team.

C’mon, he had a ruff childhood.

Seems like Tom agrees with the soccer fans.

Obviously Tom did very well, but your MVP is who was doing the measuring!

Does anyone know if they make Tom Ley’s coat in a mens?

How are number of slams relevant? So let’s say Pete Sampras wanted to start commentating - would he be paid more than McEnroe instantly because he has more slams? Clearly that’s a logical fallacy. Pay should be based in large part on the experience at the job you’re doing - you know that thing that McEnroe has…

“Europe League”?

Well it’s not like he has Champions League arrangements to make!

Salah on the right, Son on the left.

“If there was one position in Tottenham’s formidable ideal starting lineup you’d look to upgrade on in an effort to kick the team up a level from contenders for the Champions League places to full-on title challengers, it would most likely involve swapping Son with a truly elite wide forward.”

Nope, you’d switch…

Happiest profile picture in the entire league.

I forgot for a minute there that the World Cup was right around the corner.

My most badadd cpmments are wjen I don;t lopk at the keyboaed.

She seems.... exhausting.

Can’t take credit for this joke, but he’s just checking to make sure that Liverpool haven’t already conceded again at the other end