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I think they should limit the number of player changes in a game as well, including the number of pitching changes. Give a team four player changes per game, with maybe an exception being if you’re down by 15 runs. That will speed it up.

Jimmy Carter was president during the Miracle on Ice

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

Hmm. Hair not good enough to be Toby Alderweireld.

and if Kane had been given the PK he deserved in the first half, or if Juve’s first goal had properly been waved off for offsides, Tottenham could’ve come away with a win instead of a draw....

COYS!

Hard to tell if Arsenal is fun to watch, given that they’re playing “Ostersunds” in a non-televised Europa League round-of-32 game instead of holding their own with Juventus.

Dude’s mad that he didn’t get the honor. Yeah it sucks, but dude needs to nut up. It came down to a coin toss. Accept it and just be happy that you’re one of the best athletes in the entire goddamned world. Geez. It’s bad optics to be a sore loser on a fucking coin toss.

This isn’t even relevant. That is a different country who is our enemy at the moment. This sounds like it was written in North Korea by the dictator himself. There is no connection whatsoever. If you’re going to criticize the White House, go ahead because you won’t lack material, but please don’t write junk like this

oh i dunno, if nothing else, being a parent offers a pretty good tax break.

I think she was just volunteering to give up her seat, before she rolled on out of there.

She wasn’t getting a payout from Florida apparently...

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

Don’t forget the terrible callsigns that grown people who don’t fly fighter jets use.

Obligatory “red wine with fish?!” post

You missed a key piece of information from the linked article.

I am a Pats fan, and that was on Cooks. He looked completely lost after the catch. That wasn’t an illegal hit. Just two guys moving in opposite directions where one of them isn’t paying attention.

I mean what do you want? He didn’t lead with his helmet, he got hit in the chest first and the impact made him buckle and that caused their helmets to collide. You can’t just say no blindside hits because you may as well just make defenders wear bells and have to yell out their intent before making contact if that hit

“Because Lamela was coming from behind Van Dijk.” —> Doesn’t matter.