Today I adopted these badass little girls, so I’m loving the world.

How close is the NBA to just straight up record ranking for the playoffs and saying the hell with who finishes where in their own conference? Top 16 are in, regardless of east v. west.

I don’t think people grasp how HUGE a Desert Eagle .50 cal pistol is and the size of the bullet.

As a former Redskin, did it ever occur to him to ask his family and friends to give all of those gifts back?

He flaunted his various houses (how many? “A lot,” he says) on MTV and on the NFL Network, leading cameras past waterfalls, tanks of exotic fish, stripper poles, rows of designer suits and an armada of cars with gargantuan rims. As Portis’s fortune grew, so seemingly did its gravity, pulling more properties, luxuries…

It’s so unlike a Redskin to be swindled by a bunch of white guys

+1776

The Washington plate isn’t as embarrassing as the Patriots plate.

No, they built it so they didn’t have to run away from non-white people.

This is an odd way to try and get under somebody’s skin.

Nay, ya heathen.

Could have been worse, it could have been Walmart.

Sticking it to the Jets is more of a Sharks thing though.

Everybody wants a #FreeRonaldo but Real wants at least 100 million euros.

I guess theres still a little meat on his corpse.

It’s too soon to make this joke but...

The ghost of the 2012 Finals coming back to haunt the NBA. If they don’t actively make OKC lose, maybe KD isn’t so goddamn thirsty so as to join the Warriors.

Angry Juventus Ultras vs. Welsh police.

Dear Kathy,