Watch out, Europa League!

Your Daly reminder of just how far Tiger has fallen.

John Terry remains an asshole, however.

It’s almost as if Spurs didn’t score 13 goals combined in their last two matches.

Dirtiest in history? Have you forgotten that Bill Laimbeer and his teammates existed?

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

Fuck Chelsea

That appears to be professional golfer John Daly rather than Donald Trump.

A good rule of thumb I use is whether a chef demands to be called “chef”. I’ll call them that, and if they say, “dude my name is ____” they’re probably just in it to make good food and serve people for a tiring but rewarding living. If they want to be called “chef” by everyone they’re a dick.

The way the most diehard Democrat dingbats have flipped their opinions on Comey and the FBI basically every time he is in the news is funny, at least. He was installed by Obama and exonerated Clinton, he’s good! Oh no, he told Congress he was reopening the investigation, he’s bad! But hey, he’s investigating Trump…

I’m glad that the snowflake had to be protected by an announcement mid-speech by the university president. If not for that, team trump would be claiming that Betsy got loudest, largest, and most passionate (all of it totally positive, you guys!) response of any commencement speaker in the school’s history. “Let’s see…

Trump’s biggest gift to our country is the efficiency with which he has laid bare how much of our politics are about eating shit. People that “respect our institutions” and keep voting for rich assholes to represent them have been eating well-seasoned shit their entire lives. Trump took away all your spices.

Old, badass Federer is the best thing in sports. Nostalgic, still kicking ass. It’s what Tiger could’ve been if he wasn’t himself: old, broken, and shitty.

You know what else is insane?

Way Toulouse your shit, bro.

Oddly, this Clásico felt so big because the stakes were in some ways so small.

Shocked (totallynotshocked). We have a classic between Chelsea and Spurs yesterday with 3 of the goals being works of beauty, including Matic’s winner, not a peep.

The Bills would like a word or two. And those words are “wide” and “right”.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

Asia’s plan to give themselves more gold medals is coming into place.