Does he look like a non-pouty Oscar? Or is it just me?

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

Stunner... ok. You mean an overhit cross that the keeper misjudged?

Yeah this is all good and great but will the Chicago Fire win the World Cup now that they have Bastian Schweinsteiger? 

Harsh? Yes.

They should unionize.

20 years later and Patrick Roy can still eat a whole bag of dicks.