So I know this may come off wrong, but I ask this a very pro-woman, pro-legalized-prostitution, sex-positive female person who genuinely means well and knows she does not know the whole story...oh and Ailes is a detestable cancer of a man...

I almost pissed myself at work. Floor fingers. GENIUS.

I have huge fucking feet and total finger toes and I rock my birks every day that I possibly can. They are without a doubt the most comfortable shoes I have ever worn. SO ENJOY YOUR SKY HIGH STILETTOS KIDS.