Thanks, came up with that one when I was 8. Enjoy.

Enough with Bernie. Everytime the camera focused on him at the convention, he looked like he was having a hard time digesting broth. Be gone old man.

My mother never let us go barefoot as children. Feet were gross to her, because she had hideous feet. I am 46 and have never worn flip flops or sandals and every girlfriend I have ever had tell me i have beautiful feet. Amazing what neurosis parents can transfer. Enjoy the Birks no matter what anyone says.

Toes, such as you describe, I refer to as “Floor Fingers”. Bravo for giving zero shits.