Cucks, both of ‘em!

But that’s not the metric you’re paid by: I’ve no doubt Anthony Hopkins got more than the rest of the cast combined on Westworld, but had about 8 scenes total.

You’re fucking kidding me, right? You have to pay taxes because it’s the law. And you know why you pay taxes? To pay for infrastructure. Like roads. Police. The fire department. Defense. The fucking military. If you make more, you pay more. That’s how the system is supposed to work. It’s not a fucking maze that only…

I wonder if, in later years (should we survive this administration) folks will speak of the Trump Baby Bust in contradistinction to the Baby Boom. You are only one of many many people I’ve heard say they are now reconsidering having children.

I just feel actively bad all the time

As a liberal, I’m thrilled with anyone who votes for someone their state didn’t vote for, either side. Anything that calls attention to how fucking stupid the Electoral College is and maybe prompts some change.

Forget the Vegas Golden Knights. Has to be the Vegas Vandals. Perfect.

This is supposed to convince those muppets that the landing wasn’t faked? They’ll just say that with today’s technology it’s even easier to fake a landing and create fake images that “proves” the landing happened.

This is literally the least important thing governments need to get involved with.

I would pay money to watch a show where Hinkie and Jim Tomsula just talked about random shit. You’d get interesting perspectives on the world/metrics/other random Hinkie-isms, plus learn how to hot wire a broken-down vehicle using pickle juice and live earthworms.

To quote the great John Oliver, congratulations on your white penis!

It’s both mentioned and linked. And I wrote a piece about it on Thanksgiving.

If you’re spending any time on r/all... that’s the wrong way to reddit. I’ve whittled my front page down to subreddits like r/campingandhiking, r/personalfinance, r/nba, etc. It’s a useful tool if you curate it for yourself and I haven’t seen a single trace of r/the_donald all year.

Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

“text messaging” and “voice” doesn’t work all that well when communicating with my friend that lives in Kuwait. So get your snarky attitude out of here and GFY.

The only performance boost I notice from wearing compression shorts is that I don’t get chub rub on my thighs while running half marathons. Any other benefit is just a bonus.

Or spend the $80/month to park it at a locked storage facility.

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Saying that the current global warming trend is natural because the Earth has warmed naturally in the past is the same as saying a corpse with a knife stuck in the back must have died of natural causes because people have died of natural causes in the past.