Cucks, both of ‘em!

But that’s not the metric you’re paid by: I’ve no doubt Anthony Hopkins got more than the rest of the cast combined on Westworld, but had about 8 scenes total.

You’re fucking kidding me, right? You have to pay taxes because it’s the law. And you know why you pay taxes? To pay for infrastructure. Like roads. Police. The fire department. Defense. The fucking military. If you make more, you pay more. That’s how the system is supposed to work. It’s not a fucking maze that only…

I wonder if, in later years (should we survive this administration) folks will speak of the Trump Baby Bust in contradistinction to the Baby Boom. You are only one of many many people I’ve heard say they are now reconsidering having children.

I just feel actively bad all the time

As a liberal, I’m thrilled with anyone who votes for someone their state didn’t vote for, either side. Anything that calls attention to how fucking stupid the Electoral College is and maybe prompts some change.

Forget the Vegas Golden Knights. Has to be the Vegas Vandals. Perfect.

This is literally the least important thing governments need to get involved with.

I would pay money to watch a show where Hinkie and Jim Tomsula just talked about random shit. You’d get interesting perspectives on the world/metrics/other random Hinkie-isms, plus learn how to hot wire a broken-down vehicle using pickle juice and live earthworms.

To quote the great John Oliver, congratulations on your white penis!

Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

The only performance boost I notice from wearing compression shorts is that I don’t get chub rub on my thighs while running half marathons. Any other benefit is just a bonus.

Or spend the $80/month to park it at a locked storage facility.

> 2020

Or you could do the math here and see that it make sense and plays out.

nah

It means that Trump was not the choice of the majority of American voters. It means that for the second time in 16 years, a Republican president has been chosen against the democratic will of the people. It means that Donald Trump cannot honestly claim a mandate to rule according to his whims. It means that calls for…

He DID NOT GET THE MOST VOTES. Hillary Clinton did. She has every right to be sitting in the White House today, meeting with Michelle and Barack, enjoying the act of planning the future of our planet and our children.

Sunday NFL games can be watched for free over the air with an antenna. It has much less to do with cord cutting than ESPN’s subscriber losses.