The Miracle on Ice beats everything.

I never thought I’d live to see the Red Sox, White Sox, and Cubs win the Series, and I’m only 36. I might now see a Trump presidency. Let’s hope we don’t go four-for-four.

Fuck it, I’m writing in Theo on my ballot on Tuesday. He’s gets shit done.

WOWWIE. Congrats Cubs fans. THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A GAME 7!!! Also- Theo Epstein broke the Red Sox curse in ‘04 AND the Cubs curse. Holy shit. One of the best executives the game’s ever seen.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

I kind of puke a little when some random guy on the internet works in the gratuitous “my (insert team here).”

I hope this replaces the butt slap forever.

In a similar fashion, I celebrated by slapping mine

Or vice versa.

Your GF is your project?

As that Girlfriend, you’re the worst, and I call your bullshit. The world IS a disturbing place, it IS upsetting, and there is plenty to find disquieting even on a good day...Your girlfriend is probably paying more attention than you.

Bipolar + alcohol is a bitch. We all admired and praised our manic alcoholic, who was larger than life and seemed like she could achieve anything. She could work harder, smarter, longer than anyone. She overcame a horrible childhood, became influential and made a fortune early in life. I envied her oversized…

Shout out to IRV! Enjoy the neighborhood Halloween party next weekend!

Wow. Just wow.

Couldn’t agree more! I respect my dad more than any other man. Just a great man. Retired last year and now sits at home, watching Fox News. Every time I talk to him he wants to talk about “Crooked Hillary” and how Trump is the answer... Is it time to “Old Yeller” my dad?

This hits way too close to home to give it a star.

He’ll need to see your long-form birth certificate to make sure you’re between 13 and 34.

Well, this should be interesting

To be honest, that was fucking tee-ball.

Don’t mud wrestle with a pig. You’ll get dirty, and he’ll have a good time.