jerichoholic
Jerichoholic
jerichoholic

Focusing on 4K is a colossal waste. Focus on framerates, more complex simulations, higher player counts, ANYTHING but fucking 4K. Breath of the Wild looks just fine on my 4K set thanks to decent upscaling, and I would be perfectly contented if the next Switch remained a 1080p system.

They could have kept the name and just change their logo to a potato.

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

No sympathy for everybody’s favorite fancy dog. You watch a Thursday night Titans-Jags game, you get what you have coming to you.

Alternate headline:

Dude’s changing his last name to “Uzzi” now, on account of him showing the world that he has no nards.

I did it for the gram too

I also share similarities with your dad. For example, last night we both porked your mom!!!

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right

Its been my experience that nothing good ever happens when you wait until the last minute to start pulling things out.

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

One thing they ought to do is stop fucking worrying about recreating the situation from last year. They’ve managed to make this A Thing that we’re all going to have to deal with for years.

Thai Green Curry is pretty awesome. So is Penang. Chicken Tikka Masala is probably third. 

He hasn’t even signed with the Knicks yet and he’s cursed.

My girlfriend’s favourite t-shirts for me are the ones from Uniqlo that are like $10. No grown man should be wearing Snoopy on their t-shirt or a giant Nike logo unless they are sponsored.

My girlfriend’s favourite t-shirts for me are the ones from Uniqlo that are like $10. No grown man should be wearing

Great article that captures everything about this win that made it so special, particularly to those of us old enough to remember Prime Tiger. Man, what a day!

That reminds me of the famous Rickey Henderson story of when he framed his first $1 million check and the A’s was like “Rick, we don’t have a record of you cashing the check.”

There are two types of people in this world. People who experienced something shitty and feel like everyone else behind them has to to experience the same thing, and people who experience something shitty and work to prevent those behind them them from having the same shitty experience.