Update:

Good for Philly to have the longest and biggest thing again after Foles left town

+2 legit

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Only cancer could get him over.

welcome back

Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

That’s corrupt as hell. He’s stealing money from people that need it to fund a wall/fence that isn’t needed, at all.

In that case we have an uncontested #1, the warmth in all of our hearts from Drew returning to work in some capacity, even if it’s just chiming in from the peanut gallery on other people’s posts.

And Kevin Garnett came back at him with, “Man, I am not going to micro-manage my stock portfolio like that when I can just invest it index funds and get similar returns with less risk!”

Reminds me of the time Tim Duncan dunked on Kevin Garnett and then gave him sensible advice on the importance of a portfolio that contains a good blend of stocks, bonds and cash, with the stocks divided up evenly between small, mid and large caps.

Thank you, Wende.

But I'm le tired 

Compared to the standard Portland description of coffee, I think that’s quite brief.

amazing that it was never set on fire and dunked from 40 feet

Anyone else sneeze after looking directly into a bright light, such as the sun?

The Rams and Chiefs just played the greatest Monday Night Football game ever and the Deadspin recap managed to work in two shots at the Buffalo Bills.

Fun Fact: Elle King’s father is Rob Schneider.

I worked at Wendy’s back in the day. They freeze their beef just like everyone else.