I had this discussion with myself in the middle of last year. Actually found an app/company that even helps you be more mindful. It’s now called sunnyside. 

Also, the U.S. Open is being played at Pebble Beach this year. Bethpage is hosting the PGA Championship.

Jim Nantz is puke

I would gladly read a monthly Funbag from Albert.

Disband all fraternities 

What happened to “Is their coach a dick?”

This. This is what I thought he meant when i read the title of the article 

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

They’d be infringing upon Nihilist Arby’s schtick.

Wait? Tom Ley is married??!!

I love reading these things. But I’m curious, does this include all assets like a home? In other words am I to compare my net worth to these benchmarks or something else?

Brown-Eyed Girl and any song ever written or performed by Matchbox 20

4. Johnson

Warlock is a great beer

criminally under-starred.

Dude, you can’t. These guys hit it so far when they want to that it’s not even funny.

This is why, if I’m on a direct flight, I just basically wait until almost everyone is off the plane. That way I can get my shit together and move freely down the aisle.

holy shit

My neighbors can go eff themselves

So glad I don’t live there anymore.