As great of a career as Chris Webber had, it’s crazy that the majority of his highlights that come to mind are him being on the receiving end of a Jason Williams pass.

I empathize with all of this along with the other profiles I’ve read regarding those affected by other industries in similar situations throughout this country. That being said, I have absolutely no idea how a man with a clothing line being produced in another country would appeal at all to a town affected so…

Tug McGraw

+5-foot assassin

As a Bulls fan, I was saying “somebody save Kevin Ollie” during the 2001-02 season.

I think Hawk Harrelson would like to have a word with you.

The placement of the Pedigree logos is truly magical.

I figured his love of capital letters would keep him loyal to ESPN.

What isn’t the White House hiding about clowns?

“I call myself ‘Rocket’.” - Rocket

Were you here for the 69th loss?!?

Watch out, Kevin Nealon!

Curt Schilling’s take in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Former Yardbirds Frontman Eric Clapton

Phew!

Let’s get Schefter on a recon mission to sort this out once & for all

My friend thought the lyrics to Ask included “writing frightening verse to a buck-toothed girl who looks sunburned”

Yep, he had me until “hella”. Saying that word is a hideous trait on his mother’s side.

Also, Martin Maldonado picked off Randal Grichuk not because he wanted the out, but because he wanted to impress Yadier Molina.