In three months, he’ll be complaining that the Democrats wouldn’t give Merrick Garland a hearing.

My (probably undue) fear is that he loses by a slight margin and declares himself the winner, and then we enter the authoritarian phase of American history.

Best we can figure is 13.8 billion years have passed since the start of the universe. It's just that the last few decades have been exceptionally fucky. 

When a tech company shoves their hand up your ass you are required to use the word “synergy”. They will also accept “paradigm shift”.

Dana Rohrabacher comes to mind. Actually, any number of the rabid Trump accolytes who just lost their Congressional or Senatorial races would fill the bill just so he could “stick it to the libs”

You should author a line of children’s books.

If the Republicans weren’t so batshit insane on social issues, I might consider voting for them. They’ve pretty much gone so all-in on culture war crap and hate of anything that isn’t faux 1950s America as imagined in TV land, that they’re now veering into open white supremacism (many of them subtly did so before, but…

And yet, he hasn’t yet accepted an armistice between the battling forces of rain and hairspray.

Give him a couple of hours on the Twitter Throne, and he’ll be telling us how much better attended his “celebration” was…

This is good news, but Gillium shouldn’t have conceded in the first place. Democrats are far too nice, and they need to start fighting.

Part of the reason they’ve been thumbing their nose at international treaties and common agreements is because they know the direction they’ve been taking things in the US would never pass international scrutiny. I don’t doubt that if there were proper international observers in parts of Florida that they’d rate us…

“Democratic agriculture commissioner Nikki Fried leads Republican Matt Caldwell by 5,326 votes, or .06%.”

The GOP’s projection is as stellar as usual.

Funny how the folks who claim God told them that they’re what this country needs often want their opponents to concede when they haven’t managed to gerrymander their way to more than half the votes.

Trump just does things like this, along with his idiotic Tweets, to control the news cycle. See how well it works?

GOP Sen. Orrin Hatch, retired Minnesota Supreme Court Justice Alan Page, late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, Hall-of-Fame quarterback Roger Staubach, baseball legend Babe Ruth, and Elvis Presley...

Vladimir Putin bought a lot more with the price of just two hookers, a hotel room and some cameras, though one can not argue with the return of investment Mr Adelson has gotten for his handsome contributions to the Republican Party over the last decade.

Boy it’s times like this when I get a little dusty eyed.

So now we know what $113 million will buy these days.