Dude, I’m so numb right now. This guy just basically goes on these rallies where he’s supposed to stomp for other people and just fashions his bullshit standup routine where he plays America’s dumb ass racists uncle who plays “look at all this infowars, drudge report rage fest shit I looked up since last time”. People…

The life of a Trump supporter is very confusing. You have to hate the NFL and Harley Davidson but like Kanye West. I hope the next step for Trump will be to make them like Hillary and hopefully then monkey’s heads will explode dancing to that tune.

If you know any Pennsylvanians who want to fight against corruption, you might want to tell them to show up to this thing next week:

Tom Wolf is not a leftist. However, he is a Democrat and people should vote for him because Scott Wagner is the worst. 

I left PA a little over a year ago, but if any of you Pennsyltuckians would like to know, please frequent Sheetz over Wawa. (Sheetz is inherently superior anyways)

OT- but what the fuck are those shoes? It’s like Champion decided to just merge every famous shoe logo together- adidas, puma, kswiss, and nike.

Are they removing their gold fillings, too?

If The Dersh ever tried cases anymore he could’ve told Tuck rule #1 about examining a witness: never ask a question you don’t already know the answer to.

Wait...you mean that two lawyers knew more about law than Carlson!?

NYT opinion page job offers in 3...2...1...

“And because John Kelly was either oblivious, extremely sensitive, or simply didn’t care about the people (mostly Muslims) whom his agency was effectively locking out of the country—or some combination of all three—his takeaway was that Elizabeth Warren is a little mean.”

Yeah, but did they donate money or (((Soros money)))?

If it’s illegal, can they go to jail because I want them in jail because fuck them and the republicans.

Five year olds can’t sign legal documents. Five year olds can’t sign legal documents. Five year olds can’t sign legal documents. Five year olds can’t sign legal documents. Five year olds can’t sign legal documents. Five year olds can’t sign legal documents. Five year olds can’t sign legal documents. Five year olds…

A year or two ago I would have said there is no way in hell that form would hold up in a court of law... But nowadays after stories like this and unaccompanied(read: forcefully separated) two year-olds being put in front of judges I am no longer so sure of that. A colossal injustice and colossal waste of time, this cou…

Oh, I think if he loses, he’ll leave, but he’ll claim the whole thing was rigged, will blame it on Russian interference (which will suddenly be a thing in his world) and then parlay that into a new media network where he’ll peddle conspiracy theories and cash in on people’s fears, regardless of whatever devastating…

Again.

“Grab the guy when he comes in to get paperwork for marriage.”

“Something must be done about this horrific...HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE KANYE GO BALLS OUT IN THE OVAL OFFICE?!?...what was I saying?”

I wonder if he called in because even Fox News won’t air his rallies - not because they’re disgusting of course, but because they’re no longer ratings winners.