schumer is a fucking spineless coward.

Good-bye to:

The most sickening part is how this had to come just when it was almost starting to look like were were getting somewhere. First black president! Gay marriage legalized! The beginnings of health care for everyone....   Naah, guys, just kidding-- we’re going back to the racism and sexism stuff.

I use it all the time as well, been also trying to get it off the ground - it seems to be spreading!

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a man waddling up stairs, toilet paper stuck to his foot, forever.”

Can we at least agree that “Blackout Bart” is a better nickname for his drunken persona?

Which is why it is likely that the kompromat on him probably involves non-consensual sex acts instead of just a vanilla boyfriend. That would also explain his hissyfit when a powerful man was questioned about his past sexual assaults and rapes.

Whether Graham is gay, straight, or something else, it’s clear why he isn’t in a relationship.

To be clear, Kavanaugh has no judicial philosophy other than what Republicans want. For example, dark money is fine and Presidents should be immune from indictment...unless/until the president is Democratic.

You’re probably thinking of conservative Christian cult member Amy Coney Barrett. A Trump Mike Pence/Federalist Society appointee, she currently serves on the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals.  She’s only 46.

For those who haven’t seen the latest, the FBI will provide their report to the Senate tomorrow. McTurtle has stated there will be only one copy of the report, and it will be available to Senators to read in 1-hour periods, alternating between Democrats and Republicans.

What if Blackout Brett had gotten a DUI and had been arrested for breaking and entering, would that disqualify him or nah?

Here’s your twist ending to “Blackout Brett”, the hot new American dark comedy penned by award winning screenwriter, Señor Gentildouche.

‘She has emphasized to her father that his measured response to the allegations, and acceptance of an F.B.I. investigation, has been generally well-received’

“Kavanaugh seems to be a good man.”

Anybody else think he seemed drunk? The yelling. The crying. The homilies.

This was pretty obvious from the beginning. He was basically doing a Trump impression with added tears. 

“Say it was the Clintons’ fault. Silver fuckin’ bullet, that one. Lock her up! Ha ha ha”

So they told him “Act like an abusive alcoholic and don’t answer questions. Then, like any good and manipulative addict and abuser, challenge the questioners about their own lives rather than answering a simple question. Oh, and lie a lot too.”