Goddamned jingleists. 

No, the Committee for The War On Christmas Greater Strategy Planning met recently and we decided to postpone the big fall push until the Committee To Scare Parents About Halloween Candy got a chance to fully get through their 5 Point Plan.

Fuck you legal expert, I’m Megyn Kelly and I’ve got words and thoughts!

This all drives me nuts. I was sexually assaulted and a man remains in prison. Do you know how he was convicted? On my freaking testimony. It’s not uncommon for someone to be convicted on witness testimony! Ugh. People. PLus this isn’t a trial- his life will go one without bein on the Supreme Court A life much better…

The level to which we’ve sunk: Relief that he hasn’t remarked on the fuckability of the nominee’s wife and daughters and holding on to hope that impulse control medication continues to be administered.

If he did, it would gain him thousands of votes in 2020 and make his approval rating go up. His supporters would love it

Just gave me an idea for an office betting pool, when and what horrible vulgar things(s) will he say first, not like an old recording surfacing, but actually documented that is uttered as president. He is so random everyone will have an equal shot at winning.

I was so mad when she didn’t run in 2016. She would’ve United the party 

I think I stay surprised that people - even white people - stay surprised at this. Structural and institutional racism (and also sexism) isn’t just a Southern problem, nor is it “just” a national problem.

In 2003, I was looking at homes in Northeast Pennsylvania, moving from my hometown of Philadelphia. A beautiful cape cod got our attention, it was magnificently maintained and a real bargain for the price. Until I looked out a side window with a view of the neighbor’s house... a handpainted confederate flag took up…

States rights*.

when the FBI investigation ultimately “exonerates” him

I can’t help but notice how much he focuses on alternate realities. Last night he claimed that if Obama had somehow gotten a 3rd term, the USA would be at war in North Korea and millions of Americans would be dead. Then there’s his claim that if he’s ever removed as president, the US economy would collapse and…

Democrats fall in love... Republicans fall in line.... Oh my god he’s still a Democrat! DEEP STATE PLANT! DEEP STATE PLANT!

My stars. That gives me the vapors.

The fuck are you smoking?

Oh, I’m so, so torn. On the one hand, she’d make an excellent President. On the other, she’d just too old. I’d like to see her as VP behind someone younger and also progressive, like one of the Castros.

The Kremlin most definitely wanted to sow discontent by supporting Bernie but I don’t see any hard evidence that he co-ordinated with them, whereas Jill Stein most definitely was a happy pawn.

No! No! Bloody No!