My cat this morning got his head stuck in a plastic hanger and it took me 10 mins to stop him from running around my house and get it off of him. And, that was more useful to prevent gun violence than all the thoughts and prayers combined.

This is the most accurate internet comment ever posted. 

As a white guy that interned and clerked for an older female judge, I can say that I have personally witnessed male judges that have a ‘type’ of woman that ends up being their clerk year after year.

I turn 34 in nine days, and if I look like that in five years something seriously wrong occured.

As a liberal white male that has been pissed off by conservative black politicians over the years, I never even thought to tweet out something calling them the N word. Only racists do that. Fuck this rich racist scumbag and fuck DeSantis. 

So the Dems are more concerned about being able to use an attempted rape as a fundraising opportunity than the crime itself and the pain it caused? Why does this not surprise me? By all means, this should unconditionally disqualify Kavanaugh from being a judge, but don’t use the trauma he inflicted as an donor ATM.

Given how inept the Trump administration is at everything, at a minimum I expect it to be full of typos and sent at 3am at worst, some incel aide uses the system to send out a dick pic/request for nudes. 

This made me laugh out loud. Thanks, I needed that!

Kittens fuck?

It depends. Given the fact that they were able to so quickly ‘find' and have them sign onto the initial letter makes me believe the GOP knew about this incident and the 65 women were hand picked because of their political beliefs. I wouldn’t be surprised if the two remaining women are hardcore Christians that believe…

Most of the good Mormons are no longer Mormons. 

That hasn't stopped the DNC before...

God help us all. That said, you probably are correct. 

You must be new to politics. As a life long NJ democrat, I can tell you that Booker is owned by wall street. And, given Harris's actions as California's AG, she probably is as well.

The problem is that the people that paid off those debts also fund the campaigns of the Dems on the judiciary. So, Kavanaugh’s gambling addiction never will be made an argument against his appointment.

Since the person didn’t interject random praise on Trump throught out the op-ed,we can rule out John Barron as the author.

Well, Trump did call it radical Islamic terrorism, so it must have been defeated. That’s what they kept telling us would defeat Islamic terrorism under Obama.

I can't wait until Trump slips this little fact into a speech or tweet. I give it until Sunday...

This is the second 666 appearance in the Trump administration! The first was that his Jewish son in law owns a building located at 666 5th ave. If he were Obama’s son in law the bat shit evangelicals would have stormed the White House and burned it down to make sure there were no more demons there.

Since I can't tell if this is a joke, in further related news: