Actually, it was the Soviets — throught attrition — that defeated Germany and would have moved on to Japan had the US not dropped the nukes.

Just wait, this is just a trial run, soon they will switch to color coded triangles and stars to differentiate between the types of immigrants.

Ahh, the classic I am slightly overweight but want to look in shape selfie angle.

This is because the EPA dropped all pretense that it isn’t working solely for the benefit of chemical companies — it just doesn’t want to advertise that fact just yet.

No, but if you have a shoot out in a crowded hallway, more children will be killed by both the cops and the shooter.

His next brilliant idea will be to preemptively shot all the students in Texas because that will seem more rational to his gun living supporters than to discuss measures to limit access to guns.

This has been going on since the day he announced he was running. Any time that one of his opponents were going to get good news or something bad was going to drop about Trump, he would do something insane or tweet something insane and the media would chase that for the days and kept out the other news.

But... But... I thought gun fights in crowded school hallways was the best way to save children’s lives...?

Whether warranted or not the average American — even life long democrats — don’t trust or like the Clintons. Like it or not that is the truth and there is nothing that will change their mind. Just because Hillary won the popular doesn’t change that either — many of them voted against Trump and not for Hillary.

I think that’s the Rage Against the Machine’s song “Know Your Enemy” at least the verse you gave is something very similar.

Well, I wonder which country is the offender? Hint:

“This is why we need to shutdown public schools and send only the good white Christians to charter schools.”

I have no doubt that the next in line to be rounded up in the middle of the night and deported: Judge Martinez and his family.

Guaranteed she is the type that calls 911 any time she sees black men because she feels threatened by them.

Besides from Bernie — and to an extent Warren — I don’t expect anyone else to make a statement other than ‘Well both sides are violent and should be condemned but Israel has the right to defend itself’ BS.

What I don’t get is that every time we hold these war games, we seriously piss off NK. Given the delicate nature of the talks, shouldn’t they have been postponed months ago? Now Trump can’t back out or we will seem weak to NK.

The Onion hasn’t been satire since the primaries started in 2015.

For Fox and other right wing media when the question is who caused this disaster or left wing victory, the answer always is Hillary Clinton.

This is the pathetic world we live in where everything has to be black and white. Ever since nuance has been removed from political discourse, one must be for or against something.

Sadly this Onion article is probably spot on: