Uh, Florida? That Simpsons episode was making fun of people like you through the use of hyperbole. It wasn't meant as a suggestion. 

Hey, that’s an outfit that says “I respect your sacrifice” and they know it. Look how happy it made the guy sitting next to her.

So, she is going to a 2003 era thrift store clothes only college theme party after this... right? Which seems respectful to meet with people who seem like combat veterans. 

Well if this outfit doesn’t win over the hippest of cutting-edge youth, I don’t know what will.

Mitch McConnell and Chuck Grassley are obviously big tapioca fans.

That asshole is a fake account. If he dies, the world will be a better place.

I’d run into an interesting article yesterday where they interviewed former RNC chairman, Michael Steele. He was quite critical of the DNC’s national organizing skills, but also said that he thought that the media was flooded with bad polling data with a clear GOP bias, and that the actual election results were going…

I just remember Friendly’s as being the place mom or grandma took you for ice cream and maybe you got a sandwich but really you were just there for the ice cream.  Perkins was the place you went with your high school pals when you were old enough to drive but didn’t have access to alcohol or weed.

A reminder for all our super-racist friends out there:

I'll take any opportunity to promote the Knowledge Fight podcast. They've been covering Alex for years. 700+ episodes. One of the hosts has been a consultant for Bankston. They've interviewed the two main Sandy Hook lawyers. They do commentary on several of the depositions. Great great podcast.

Except the article doesn’t say that and should. Every bit of news commentary on this case should be making this point exceedingly clear.

The larger [meatballs] may look impressive, but you have to break them up into small bites to fit them in your mouth.

Jesus, I know I joked that it would have to be something big to make the cops all want people to think they’d shot a kid rather than release the information, but it is actually looking like that if they had killed a kid then they wouldn’t look half as bad as this all makes them look.

rape is not a violent crime to republicans. its a property crime.  single women cant be raped, they hadnt been claimed yet.  in their eyes, the only victim is the husband whose property was damaged.  everything else they do flows from that concept

Only if you NEVER look at the long history of racism with Alaskan cops. My dad had a state trooper try him. Too bad for the trooper my dad had a FEDERAL badge and nearly arrested his ass. And as it happened Dad was having dinner with an Alaska Native man, who also had a FEDERAL badge. The only reason they didn’t put…

That is actually what many on the Right want — that any action harmful to the fetus (or any pre-existing condition) is an illegality.

no prescription or OTC medicine

Well Texas has a chance to vote these scumbags out.

It’s both.  And you can be tired of having to hate, too.  

Well Subway’s quality also just gets worse every year. Who wants to pay 8 bucks for a sandwich with 2oz of a meat & cheese?