That explains "The Cobbler".

So….Kid Vid?

Wheels?

Icon-comment synergy FTW.

Or Jeffrey Jones.

Oh, Bruiser of the House Clan Brody, your feeble attempts at dark humor shall be met with apathy and erections.

Jesus, how do you make sandwiches?!

Wow - "olive"? Really? Your schtick is wearing thin.

No.

Lettuce just call it a wash.

Well I've not had a lot of time to ketchup. It's quite the pickle, but I relish the moments I share with this group.

Ha! That's a lot of funny talk, comin' from a gay bisexual lesbian.

You knock off this bologna.

"This [sandwich] is absolutely delicious!"

Almost.

NOM NOM NOM

The juxtaposition of your use of "butt" and "dick" brought a smile to my face. Thanks.

Don't you DARE confuse Saruman's tower, Orthanc, with Sauron's way cooler Barad-dur. You goddamn monster.

Huh…didn't think about that…

Staff meeting at AV Club headquarters: