Perhaps impeachment would provide billionaires with a new squeaky clean order-of-succession president who’s kept his name far away from the Russia headlines, will keep the kleptocracy running smoothly, and feels reelectable to suburban ex-Republicans.

Sounds more like a meth binge than anything. Schizoaffective doesn’t have a strong correlation with hyperactivity. Nor does bipolarity with paranoia.

“Karens from HR” sounds like when Harriot talks about “Beckys”

Restaurants : Pop-ups :: NBA player : me showing you a video of that time I hit a three from half court

The more wipypo wander around declaring things to be not-racist, the less racist everything becomes. True fact.

“Ungrammatical”😂

Football is strange and beautiful for the same reason that feeding people to lions was strange and beautiful to Romans, and it will end because it is, likewise, objectively monstrous.

“Evergreen Community College”

Nobody would know or care who Dan Gilbert is if LeBron was not from Akron and hence emotionally invested in bringing a championship to Cleveland.

In both sports, obvs, the athletes are majority African-American.