Injuries to Mets pitching really is a Thor subject right now.

GO GET HIM OBAMA

“You want a pizza me? I artichoke you for what you just said.”

Voodoo Chile, SRV. That’s the list.

If your first name ends in an ‘i’ it makes you sound like a stripper.

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

Is this Jezebel?

Is this Jezebel?

Jesus Christ. Really? Are you the type of person who thinks the weather man is to blame because he points out that it’s raining?

Jesus Christ. Really? Are you the type of person who thinks the weather man is to blame because he points out that…

Benicio is awesome in it, though. He gives no fucks.

Benicio is awesome in it, though. He gives no fucks.

For some people identity politics are all the see in the world. It makes their lives miserable, and I pity them. Lets hope they don’t end up ruining it for the rest of us.

For some people identity politics are all the see in the world. It makes their lives miserable, and I pity them.…

That’s what you took from it. Amazing. Sometimes I forget I’m on Gawker, but then I get to the comments, and I’m like “Oh yeah!”

That’s what you took from it. Amazing. Sometimes I forget I’m on Gawker, but then I get to the comments, and I’m…

iTunes also has the same deal on this great film.

iTunes also has the same deal on this great film.

Buy some nice vanilla bean ice cream and pour some of this concoction over it in the summertime.

He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to “alive.”

He seems like an extremely uneducated shitbag. It’s not a shorten words for Twitter thing, this guy just sounds straight fucking dumb.

and it’s just frustrating it had to end in that particular way with a head shot.

Ray Hudson: “OOOOHHHHHHH WHAT A GOAL!

Maybe teams passed on him not because of the drugs, but because he has a mysterious figure following him around trying to sabotage his career. That’s certainly a “distraction” if there ever was one.

May I have a show of hands that would like their own history from 1992 discussed?