Phil needs to be ENTERTAINED.

She was just looking for a broom!

When reached for comment, Jessica Mendoza agreed and said Tanner has been pitching like Tits McGee.

How did he give him the plate? He turned into the plate once he caught the ball. Are they going to pussyfoot around the bases now?

Drouin for a prospect is not a blockbuster.

Don’t buy the Remington. It catches on every other hair and I have short hair. Returned it.

Don’t buy the Remington. It catches on every other hair and I have short hair. Returned it.

“This is what you get.

Actually i also loved 3 STRIKES also.

1. Cliffhanger

Seems like Donald with a VEILED attempt at peace with Melania. HA! GET IT?

BRING BACK MAKHAN SINGH!

I think it depends on how it is said and particularly in what type of situation. If I get cut off while driving and let’s say the windows are down, if I said, “oh what a cocksucker” or EVEN with the windows up and the guy maybe almost caused a bad accident, I’m basically calling the guy a scumbag not saying he sucks…

Is fucking cocksucker homophobic or did you just make up a title? I don’t see homophobic anywhere in the NHL statement. What Pillar said and what Getzlaf said are not the same.

So let’s grant a cheater a wild card so she can back door her way into a major tournament so you can be entertained. Grow up.

Incidental contact by Niskanen? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....no wait a second........just gonna blow my nose the snot is right there..........okay.........anyway......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAOHSHIT YOU CANT BE SERIOUS…

What? They don’t wanna stay in Camden?

I LOOOOOVE Velveeta cheese sandwiches (the block of velveeta, not slices) with Miracle Whip and Chips ahoy cookies inside. (on Beefsteak brand rye bread)

That would be good for my cast iron pan.

Yeah. Let’s give umps mics so they can explain a replay decision but make the intentional 4 pitch walk obsolete so we can speed up the game. Also, continue to let batters scratch their nuts two steps out of the batter’s box or reapply pine tar or readjust the elbow brace or batting glove that you just readjusted one…

Jesus. This Grayson dude is a trip.