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As a soon-to-be married heterosexual male, I'd just like to offer this:

Marriage is supposed to be a partnership. If my partner has greater earning potential than I do (and given her field, she does—in spades), then I have no problem with being the party that stays home to take care of the kids (provided we have any).…

I can see the moon at night, so I am also an astronaut.

False. All it takes is visiting a tourist attraction. I went and saw the Great Wall, The Tower of London and the Sphinx. Now I'm the largest defense contractor in the world., I helped start the NSA and I'm Gollum-Level at riddles. That thing is pretty cool though, kudos.