Dudes like this. What the fuck is your life.

Cris: “n uttering a loud inarticulate cry as of pain or excitement. Synonyms: hurlement Type of: cri. a loud utterance; often in protest or opposition.”

Opioid “cris.”

It’s called hyperbole...

Fuck. I took the bait. SORRY.

Huh. What a well-formulated action plan I should enact there. Should I suck my own dick in a mirror first or.... ?

Well there’s dumb and there’s extreme and then there’s fucked up and racist.

I’m feeling another prediction coming on:

Yep. Like “Hey if y’all don’t pick up your trash we’re gonna throw him out. Hello? Hellooooo? Huh.. looks like Canada isn’t answering and no one showed. Sorry you little fuck, no one claimed you. To the bin you go.”

Prediction:

Best believe I went and reported that dumbass’s tweets.

Well, it said the victim ended up in the hospital... so who knows what the f*** happened. I agree with Miss Edwards - going back to Canada seems like the easy way out. Put this guy in an American prison.

Strong women who are in-the-know and in-the-right (not the yucky one) who start things directed at other, stupid, wrong women with:

Ahhhh those reveals... just another reason why BP and everyone involved kick so much ass....

Kudos to her. My wife hates being near me when I have Ardbeg out.

Sorry, absolutely. I did’t mean to imply that that was not the case. I just meant his eyes looked off and the cause was lenses. Dude looks like he has no will to live.

Maybe I accidentally moused over it not knowing what it was and in big freaking letters it said he was dead.

He’s wearing colored contact lenses. I had to google his face to compare because something was super off. 95% sure that’s what it is.

Spoiler right in the title of the article so if you mouse over it you get it spoiled? Not cool, man. Not cool.

Forgot about the Banana Cream Pie Blizzard. It was a limited-release but it was the best. Followed closely by Oreo and Butterfinger. All other Blizzards are irrelevant.