“Enter the Fucktomb” is quite possibly the most metal phrase I’ve ever heard. ....and I listen to a lot of brutal death metal.

Okay, cool. Thank you!

Oh man. And I’m not a gray on The Root anymore? This is incredible. Happy Friday! BTW - I know SOME people have seen the film already (this is art, I’m not calling it a movie, that’s not classy enough) but if there are spoilers can we / I get a heads up? I REAAAALLY want to read this article but I do NOT want any…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hahahaha. That’s great. Have a star.

This woman is a racist. The end. The only appropriate response to this scenario is that the teacher is made aware of the situation, makes the face from “The Scream” painting, apologizes profusely, explains that it was a typo, contacts all of the parents, collects and destroys all of the assignments, and apologizes…

Wait so things being gendered and appropriate to the gender a person identifies with are now bad?

He seems like a guy who likes to do himself.

Annoyingly rich, talent-less, spastic hack.

You’re becoming one of my personal heroes.

“Disco-tekka” Nah, fam. Yo trash shirts aint gon’ cut it.

It’s actually just trolling but thinking you’re better for some reason. No it’s just trolling. It’s passing off subversion as the grandiose - it’s crap. Trolls all suck and she’s no different just because it’s funny.

There are people in the White House who would beg to differ about that treason thing.

I hit play on the video of this on Youtube this morning and I was about to turn it off as soon as I saw how long the video was but then he started going in. I couldn’t turn it off. It was one of the most impressive fucking things I’ve ever seen. That man is an artistic genius, period.

As a former WoW player, and fan of the lore, the WC movie was a solid, meh-it-was-ok-because-I-already-like-the-universe. If you were not already in the know, a name-drop like Moroes, or mention of the names of places they go are going to have no effect and the movie will bore you to tears. That being said, 10/10 for…

Girl With the Dragon Tattoo? Nah? Hmm. That’s really the only thing I’ve seen her in. And being that it was set in Sweden, that doesn’t leave a lot of room for much other than the whitest of whitey whiteness.

Except, and ESPECIALLY in this case, the enemies are very real.

Well, I uh. Luckily it’s all right there. So. What a time to be alive.

“probably-lying-attention-whore-slash-probably-real-whore way back when.” Could have used a / I suppose. But yeah I’d bet money that in the moment that’s what was going through Rapaport’s brain.